Truth Abt Life

I laughed @ e last one... but reali true...

READ TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED>
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

>> GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge . .... .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

>> GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD>
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
5) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
6) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

>> THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

>> SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 18 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants

<< ~~ BGR ~~>>

Heh... long time nv post le... think tis time rd juz paste a qn tat i did over @ friendster...
:> for those fallin in n out of luv... :>

1. what will u do if the person u like likes another girl/boy?

I'll wish him all the best.... coz i've always believed watever urs will cum back to u... watever not meant to be... even if by force u wun b happi too.... "luv meant to be giving, luv him enuff to let him go" but NEVER to give up w/o a fight :>

2. did u talk to the person u like before?

YeaH... we starts as friends...

3. would u wait for a girl/guy for 5 years that u really like?

Yup, if he's reali e one...

4. would u fall in luv easily?How?

Nope... ask my dear dear nw... ekkekekek how e poor guy suffered... ekek...

5. do u believe in love?

I do

6. what would u do if the guy/girl really don't like u..and u like him/her a lot?

try to get to noe him first... go out often... let him noe of my existance den drop a few hints... if still no success den i'll give up... but as i said... not wo a fight!!

7. do u have any confidence in luv?

Yup... n it's growin day by day

8. are u scared of being rejected?

Nv reali got rejected b4....

9. do u think relationships can last long?

my 1st relationship lasted 4 yrs.... wat u think???

2nd Try... not enuff... = Hungry hungry

On Monday, Xy wanted to bring bread as breakfast... but since july I've already got used to havin breakfast wif my bf on our way to work... thus had my 'idea lamp' switched on, thinkin... "tis can be our breakfast for tmr... oso can let e disciple earn sum points wif his shifu..." thus told xy to grab as many in order to 'po' his shifu.

Den in e evenin, was worried tat juz e bread alone might not be filling... thus sneakily got ham n eggs to make sum egg n ham mayo... cooked 3 eggs under my mom's guidance n dad's irritation... my dad was looking in dismay too while i was slicing my ham. :P

Tuesday mornin when my bf can fetch me, we had the egg mayo bread n sandwich on the way to work... he was amazed n touched tat i made e filling... sayin tat it's tasty :> thus i said if he wants there's still filling back home for 2nd round tmr mornin.. he smiled n said, "I wan more fillin de". Geez... nv thought tis could make him so delighted...

I could consider doin tis often... but... e thing is wat to make every mornin... plus his mom sumtimes makes e breakfast for us... if i were to make summore... den wun he b caught in the middle n kept stuffin himself wif all e food n feel so bloated aft tat... my poor guy...

Dr@m@ siA...

Goosh... i was abt to surrender to lala land when heard my phone beep... upon lookin it was my bro's sms. wonderin y he ain in class... i decide to chk out his msg... 'did u wake me up? coz i overslept. i JUZ woke up.' OMG... chk out e time now n suppose i woke him @ 7am... before i left for work... aniway, tis ain e drama i m suppose 2 talk abt... but e lead actor is none other than my own brother.... :>

last nite when i was slicin e mango puddin for my mom to try... she asked if i noticed any of my laundry was missin frm the corridor... i was stunned..., "i thought e whole ordeal was over when we caught 1 of the thief red-handed... even had to go to e police station a couple of times to record n verify my statement... damm..." den my mom hush me, sayin "nah, tis time rd e maniac was let off wif a warnin"... den my mom narrated e story...

it was ard 2am on wed mornin.. (tis meant it happened on tues juz tat it was past midnite... ekek) i was already in lala land n my bro was still playin PC, as usual, juz den... a shadow lurks past e corridor window. My brother spotted it... n immediately he opened the door and stuck out a pole to block e guy's path of escape... "wat e heck u doin here?" "me wanna find my slippers..." was e reply. lookin at his feet, indeed he wasn't wearin any, so he thought mabye tis guy reali mad in e head... "hold on, dun u dare move an inch..." said my brother... he took e key, opened the door n held tat guy's hands behind his back.. wantin to bring him downstairs to face my mom n dad... he saw a pair of slippers tucked nicely at the corner of our house towards the staircase... "obviously u were tryin sumtime furni rite, ain tis ur slipper here???"

when downstairs, he den realised e shop was closed n there ain a single soul nearby... left wif no choice, he let e guy off wif a warnin... "dun let me c u ard here again... or i'll call the police"... pissed but relieved tat nothin major happened nor lost.. my brother decided to haf a drink in e shop, thus took the inside staircase.. juz den spotted my mom still up n was packin sum stuff... he almost blasted... "where were u juz now??!! i juz caught one of the siao lang , came down yet saw e shop closed... din caught him red-handed, bo bian let him go le!!..."

"huh, reali ah... why din tell ur dad... ain he upstairs sleepin.. ur sis too ah... look at the time now, u want us to work till we die ah..."

realisin it isnt as early as he thought, he took his drink and went up to bed... wat a day...

NoT b@d... for a 1st try...

Ek ek... finally did my 1st mango pudding yesterday 'morning' after I finish my blog. Den got wenqiang to cum down n get it after his work @ 8pm.... his mom tried it too n said it was too soft, due to e quantity of water tat i used when boilin the mixture. Still, he was touched tat m finally 'confrontin' e stove 4 him... ekek.. he knew i cook but haf stopped since poly n he's kinda jealous... (ekek...tink i'm improvin ba.... can maybe expect more later...??)

Thought I used juz e same amt as stated... but guess all was revealled when there was a layer of white colour on e top of the pudding (according to him, it's because of the excess water wor....), e one i made for my mom looked e same too... she too said it's kinda soft.. but she gobbled one after another... b4 i knew it... a quarter of it was gone already... (mind u, she's nv into eating anything cold due to her sensitive gums n teeth) hahaha...

wanted to try my creation tis mornin but geez... searched high n low in all 3 fridges n couldnt find a single bit of its presence... guess my brother knew of it too n gob everything up altogether.... nvm, still got a box of almond favoured... maybe will try makin it nxt weekend... :>

Meaning Quote Part 6

"Ev3rYoNe Is SeNt 2 tIs WoRlD 4 a Re@sOn....
Ev3rYoNe HaS a RoLe 2 pLaY....
BuT w@t Is My RoLe?
WhY dO i FeeL wOrThLeSS n Us3l3ss?"

Take it EasY, Guys....

I was still lazin in bed tis afternoon, when xianyang called n asked if I wanna go SG @ AMK. Purpose = wanted to ask HER out... ekek... oso since it was a day where everyone ain in school n r kinda free to hang out... thinking tis might b our last hangout before e gers start preparin for their big O n i still yet to haf my lunch... y not... tried gettin the gers while xy got e guys... i was up n on my way by 2pm...

when i got there... xy and kl were on their way over at the junction den heard tat ken was still on his way... thus waited for a couple of minutes while i broke the news saying sum of the gers cant make it or ain comin... guess it's juz us four 'musketeers' left den... (reminded me of e time when in poly. was kinda e rose amg e thorns too... but location was bedok pizza hut... ekek. no offence meant, boys...) had our chef cookin, while talkin crap, tryin to get ken out of his blues.... juz den xy received an sms where he kept smiling to himsself... though it was GOOD news... upon lookin at his hp.. tis was wat it read, "tink i'll be bz preparing for my studies, wun be free for a long time... bye... take care..." oops, tat gotta hurt... but AT LEAST she replied.... n he was glad... :)
yulin joined us a little later... we hang till ard 6pm, ain got any sushi we like thus we went off... got my mom's toiletries @ Wastons, bought sum stuff @ NTUC before we went our separate ways...

sigh, got to make beds again... blog soon... chaoz for now.. :>

It WaS fUn.. Re@li hOp3 u EnJoYeD uRs3lv3s

it's been 4 days since m afk (away from keyboard), how time flies when u're enjoyin it... wed's another day away frm my bf :( den thurs back to work le....

let's make tis a long blog... since i'm been MIA for quite a while.... think i'll juz dump everything here... ekek....

here goes:

hmm... sat nth much... woke up in the late mornin, did sum housework, den accompanied my mom went to cut her hair. end up i too dye my hair orangy red... my mom was quite uncomfortable wif it... so does my bro n cousin when they saw it... even wenqiang was kinda surprised, think he din like e colour too... quoting, "ok lor"... wah, tried moving my clothes back hm frm my aunt's place den realised i got so many many clothes dere (tink can open 2nd hand shop sellin them all)... gonna make another trip or two lor... my mom's gonna kill me if she c e amt of clothes altogether.... -_-"

sun was e day.... :) cant wait to catch e fireworks wif lib gang n mi dear. it's been a while since we went out together... him being bz wif his work (startin tis week still must OT till late = no more gg back hm together aft wrk) n e gang; poly de poly, still stuck in deyi de; bz preparin 4 'O' level... was so excited n ks tat i arranged to meet up wif the gang as early as 4.30pm to go 'chop' 4 e best spot 2 watch e fireworks... at first david suggested e roof terrace in esplanade but i suppose e mgmt knew dere would b ppl wantin 2 hang dere... thus they closed e area. wif no choice we headed to e foyer beside e open space concert area.... dere was shade n it was by e river... how much beta can we get...
Due 2 e high response by ppl, when e time for fireworks draws nearer, me n my bf couldnt get thru already... thus we went further ahead hopin 2 get a clearer view as compared 2 where the gang r at. but stupid COCONUT TREE had 2 be in the middle of it all !! *shrugs* alrdy i had been squeezed like pan cake by e crowd for over half n hour den juz wanna enjoy e 5 mins of sparkle oso got deprived of.... sigh... beta then none.... had wenqiang dere wif me n shield me frm all e pushin n shovin of e crowd :) nth else mattered....
aft tat, tried searchin for e gang at e spot where they had been but in vain... tried to call but seemed all singals had been jammed up (at least for m1 n starhub tat is). We tried to walk out of the crowd, juz den xy spotted us n we decided to hang ard till e crowd lessen but seemed to be ppl mountain ppl sea everywhere. So wenqiang suggested tat we walked 2 e car first coz its parked quite a distance away... den on e way we can tink abt where to eat..
aft late dinner (10 plus??) at chomp chomp @ serangoon, all were into e idea of stayin out 4 e nite so i suggested watchin 'The Village' @ Bishan(sucky show =P, made ken slept, lee ming driftin in n out of dreamland... but kinda cute tat wenqiang n kun loong actually got scared by 'e creature' ekek...) , where yen siang works. killed e hours from 12mn till 2.30am, aftwhich we hung out by e beach @ ECP. e breeze was nice n we cld even spot orion up in the sky. it was nice to c them all enjoyin e nite... though at sum point of time... everyone was lost at wat to do...
last but nt least must thx my dear (thru their blogs seemed u 'gel' well wif them, no worries le ba?? ekek...) 4 sendin all e rest hm despite being tired frm a long day's work n whole nite out w/o sleep...

Mon mornin... reached hm @ 8 plus.... tried gettin my bro to open e door 4 me... cld sleep yet coz already way past my bedtime... so read my book till i knock off... woke up again at 12pm to haf lunch wif my family... followed by e usual housework n nappy... ekek... dere goes another day....

tues woke up as if it's another day for work... even wenqiang was expectin to cum fetch me for work.. until i reminded him tat i was stayin home coz school's on holiday till wed... he felt guilty for wakin me, but told him it's ok coz i had to help out @ my dad's shop anyway. my aunt who was suppose to work early mornin but 'reported' sick.... den in e late evenin acompanied my brother to buy his 1st handphone !!! *gosh* a red coloured E700A !!! (pssh... it's 1.38 am, n he's still playin wif it... fyi, he got class in e mornin @ 8am, wonder if he can wake up in time or it's gonna be another 'late for school' wwhahahhaha) geezzzz talkin abt slp... tink i got to go too... b4 i got caught again for slpin late....

nitezzz... blog again later... ttfn

Things will get beta when e sky is cleared

sigh... seemed like the cupids r gone n here cums e dark 'angels'...

problems at work, stress in school, disappointed in relationship, pressure from home, etc etc etc... wat more can u expect frm when ur days are already so blue.... :<

was spendin the whole nite chattin, advising n consoling most of the ppl online... although sumtimes me felt helpless to the situations tat they're in.. but hopefully they'll feel beta after talkin it out. Reali wished I could do more to help u ppl in any way that I can lor.. :> if not, I'll always lend a listening ear no matter wat time n where I m... but... prior, u noe who m talkin abt lah, ekek den of coz he cum 1st lah. Actually, m at a loss at wat to say or do to comfort him too..

tis mornin was kinda quiet in e car, on the way to work... me tried to make conversation (which m nt gd at) n he kept givin me one word answers.. Looked like he still deep in thoughts... thus let him b lor... thinkin maybe he needed time to sort things out.. let him b alone lor... .

think me nt as 'smart' n carin as i thought i was ba... me oni keep quiet, dunno 2 ask abt it or juz let him to settle it by himself. but as a couple, u shld always share ur problems mah... (i'm not complainin ah.. but juz reali hoped i cld do more to help... ^_^)

"hmm... guess i cant get out of tis shadow... gonna b faced wif tis fear of mine alwaz, but tis time rd reali dun wish for things to end like before."

A Sw33t StOrY... (4 KeNbOa)

Haiya... though ytd mission half-successful but at least we got a step further in gettin to know the ger and more opportunities to make conversations for ya???

Here's e "LoVe @ 1sT sgHt" story... (KeN ts 4 Ya 2 ReAd. I dn SaY iT's HeRe, m3r3ly sAiD gOnnA pOsT iT lAsT nt3, bUt SeeMeD sLppYbUgS gOt 3 b3tA oF m)

Boy, is a freshie in poly and on the day of the incident, he was workin... A group of JC girls came into the restaurant n was seated at Boy's section. Just den, Boy noticed a girl whom stand out within the group... she was wearin her school U tat was kinda different.. but she STAND OUT from the rest of the group. She looked kinda cute n lively (in Boy's eyes) with her shoulder length hair...

Thus whenever Boy goes over to serve them, he makes sure he gets a chance to speak to her... or at least let her notice he's there.... Time was pastin fast tat day.. Soon it was closin time and the girl left wif her group. Boy though tis is it... dere goes my dream girl...haizzzzzzzz

But all hopes were not lost. As he met her on the bus when he was going home after work!!!! Man, was he delighted... He plucked up his courage and when over to sit wif her.. n chatted... but after she alighted e bus... Boy realised he haf yet to get her no. !! geez...

Den on his advisor's support... he decided to try his luck again, waited at the bus stop. 1 bus came n went by but no sign of her.. his advisor left too (not coz ain supportin him, u urself noe lah eh.. ekek..) den Boy decided to board the next bus tat comes his way.. hahahahahahahaha.... she was on IT!!!!!!!

Tis time round, he ain gonna miss any chance to get her no., they chatted, n exchanged no. Since den started tis chain of smsin n mornin greetings.. But in his heart, he still wish to see her... thus the multiple attempts at the bus interchange, waiting... waitin... waitin...

F|n@LLy... My WeLL d3s3rVeD bRe@k...

ahhhhhh........

1st day back @ work since my OFFICIAL days off... actually not really off days too... As those of u who noe tat i gonna renewal my contract, it ends in 28th july n my new contract starts on 2 aug. thus i was 'shakin' legs @ hm for 2 solid days...

but soon after, realised i can't do w/o work totally too.. coz i created a few bloppers in those 2 days...

1st: i kept askin my mom e same questions a couple of times in A day..
2nd: kept forgettin tat it was thursday. Kept hurryin my uncle to go tend to matters @ the 'new' medical shop while i was packing up things in the 'old' medical shop (FYI: 'new' shops closes on every THURSDAY >_<"), etc etc etc...
worst of all : duno wat i was dreaming abt but when i was showering... i used the shampoo as my shower gel !!!!!! omg!!!!

nevertheless... i still managed to enjoy myself a bit. Having gone to the Singapore Food Festival @ Suntec City on Friday wif my guy, tried all the nice n yummy food... (:Þ...) best of all... had the last bit of makan we bought @ the Fountain of Wealth wif the laser show n nice music playin... (man....wat an atmosphere)

after tat, it was back to my usual weekends n boy does time flies when u're juzin startin to enjoy them... :> cherios for now... got to go get my report done.